Funny Texts

Jokes

Trump: "Foreign Policy? If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"

Funny Riddles

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation!

One-Liners

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Inspirational Quotes

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. By Steve Jobs

Funny Insults

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!

Funny SMS Texts & Messages

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.